Come to our wedding

Mike and Caroline are getting married, hip hip hip hooray!
Safe to say their parents thought they’d never see this day
But it seems that Caroline’s finally found a man with whom she can settle
Who’s happy to share her acres of mud and has added his own rusty metal!
And Mike is just delighted that he’s going to be the hubby
Of the woman who’s like him in so many ways and whose nails are just as grubby
They may be physically different, but even that’s just fine
As Mike can reach for the high-up things and pass them to Caroline
And it’s true to say that along with tall Mike’s kind of skinny looking
But Caroline’s got that safe in hand with her fabulous home-cooking
Together they’ve built a life in the country, with goats and rabbits and sheep
And in the happy seeds they’ve planted lies the future they will reap
So come and help them celebrate and one thing’s sure to impress
For one day only you’ll get to see Caroline – in a dress!

Kyra and Gareth

Kyra and Gareth are getting married – a match made in heaven you can tell
And they’d like you to join them at Hold Beach, Malta, at the Riviera Hotel
At 7.30pm the celebrations will start
And they would be more than delighted if you would play a part
In their very special evening of palm trees, lanterns and lights
Food and drink and music on this most wonderful of nights
The dress-code is open – we’ll leave it up to you –
We want you to feel comfortable at our magical beachside do
We have images of sun-frocks and linen as Malta is very hot
But if that’s not what you’re into – come in what you’ve got!
And as for bringing presents, there really is no need
Although money towards our honeymoon would be very kind indeed
We feel like we were made for each other and our future was made to share
With our joint love of food and music and our matching curly hair
So please join us to celebrate our little piece of heaven

On Friday 17th June 2011